“Steampunk” Designs That Actually Do Real Work

Part of the problem with the steampunk aesthetic is that it’s intentionally a mish-mash of at least a half-dozen times and styles, some of which never existed.

The real steam-engine Victorians were industrialists and colonialists. They were all about power. Gears, pulleys, and exposed wood-grain were all functional. These guys didn’t hide those things away behind a filagreed veneer because they liked the swagger. But most self-proclaimed steampunk designs are only swagger — and they’ve usually tacked on the filagree, too.

That’s why Keen Footwear’s Portland shoestore (called Keen Garage) is so refreshing. The retro-industrial look, which refits reclaimed materials, has a stylized look, but performs important functions as well. The annotated images below give you an overview of how their setup works:

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Keen Garage, Counter/Overview.

Check out the bicycle-wheel stool in the lower-left corner.

(All photos courtesy Keen Footwear)

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The entire shop is only 900 square feet.

If the futurists profiled by our Charlie Sorrel are right, and a interior design will be a driven by the need to maximize the utility of increasingly dwindling space, we would do well to learn some lessons from the past. After the jump, check out some more historical space-maximizing design technology.

First, though, another dig at contemporary steampunk-as-style.

Kate Beaton writes and draws a comic-historical cartoon called “Hark! A Vagrant”. My favorite strip is probably “Brunel Is Tired of These Time Traveling Assholes.” In it, the legendary inventor meets a guy straight out of faux-Victorian sci-fi who’s proud of his gear:

Time-Traveller: “Isambard Kingdom Brunel! Wow! Check out my awesome steampunk goggles.”
Brunel (bored): “What do they do?”
Time-Traveller (proudly pointing at his head): “Check it. Gears.”
Brunel (fists clenched): “Tell me they do SOMEthing.”
Time-Traveller (proudly pointing at his feet): “I put a shitload of cogs and watches on my boot.”

Here are some space-saving desks that that builder of railways and steamships would be proud of.

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Famous image of a bookwheel invented by Agostino Ramelli in the late 16th century. Ramelli’s bookwheel was not actually constructed, but influenced similar early modern desks designed to cycle through multiple books in a single sitting. Other wheel desks (including some made in China as early as the 7th century AD) used a similar design, but rotating horizontally rather than vertically. [Dead Media Archive]

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Keen Garage: Upcycled design mixes steampunk and outdoor footwear for a new Portland concept shop [Cool Hunting]

Source:wired.com

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NSFW: Make My Vibrator Vintage


Little Death Ray, from Lady Clankington's Cabinet of Carnal Curiosities

It’s hard to know exactly what devices women used to get off by themselves before the Industrial Revolution. But it’s only right that we commemorate the inauguration of the electric age by returning to the Victorian era and making over our joybuzzers to match. Hence Lady Clankington’s Cabinet of Carnal Curiosities, a new steampunk-themed set of sex toys, just in time for Maggie Gyllenhaal’s forthcoming comedy Hysteria, about the invention of the modern vibrator.

Nothing on Lady Clankington’s site breaks character for a moment. (Except, just maybe, the FAQs.) It’s an experiment in genre-fiction-as-retail:

Due to her voracious desire for endless…adventure, her husband (an industrialist of some note) expired from exhaustion long ago. In a fit of frustration, Lady Clankington employed the genius of one Dr. Visbaun to create a cadre of strapping automatons that would finally grant her the only company able to keep up with her unending desire…for adventure. … Each design has been well tested by the lady, herself.

You can actually purchase these curiosities from the site, each of which comes with a “certificate of authenticity.” Each design will be limited to a run of 100 numbered pieces, the site says.

The testimonials are also a must-read. This one is from “Baron Pudgy Mdphlappes”:

The Baroness always felt terribly insecure during my long voyages to study the courting rituals of aboriginal tribes in various far-off lands. I thought she might feel safer with a little protection, so I ordered one of Lady Clankington’s Little Death Rays! Now she feels so safe and secure, she quite often sends me telegrams saying I needn’t bother coming home at all! Thank you Lady Clankington for freeing me up to do my life’s work!

I do have to complain, though, on behalf of us gents. Buying the vibrator and then walking away is sooooo vanilla. (Even if it is sooooo Victorian.) With real steampunk, everyone gets to play together.

Story continues …

Source:wired.com

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This post was written by Journalist on August 31, 2010

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